Wednesday, September 29, 2010

MRS - CBS video

If I married someone who said to me "Baby you never have to work again," would I be sad? No. BUT I did not go to college just to meet a man. Yes I joke about the random stuff I have to do at my job which I have a masters for, but at the end of the day I make more money than those without one, I paid off my undergrad loans and I know that if I had to I could support a family, on my own - thank you very much.

That being said, the dancing in this video is pretty funny and I guess if you really have the time and don't mind the extra debt, an MBA program may not be a bad way to meet a guy. Alternatively I recommend finding out where those boys drink on Fridays and simply roll in and pick one out - who needs to enroll?

MRS video from Columbia Business School

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Jessica, La Jolla CA, BA

Me: Ugh it's so loud in my apartment, it sucks.
Jess: You need some noise-canceling head phones, duh.
Me: You're so smart. Is that why you got a college degree?

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Sarah, Kutztown PA, BA

Did I really get a degree to be told "Congratulations on passing cashier training. It's really difficult" at a national retail store?

Jo Beth, Pittsburgh PA, BS and CPA

In Slovakia for 3 weeks "working," did I really get a degree to count shots of Borovicka and drink til dawn? Yes, yes I did.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Laura, Downingtown PA, MPA

My email said "if programs are ongoing, please note frequency" and this is what I received: I guess technically they noted "frequency," but apparently I need a third degree to explain things to simple people.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Sara, West Chester PA, BA

Did I really get a degree to make coffee while creepy dudes hit on me while using the free wireless?

Bradford, Lawton OK, BFA

Did I really get an arts degree to now spend my time blowing shit up in the Army? Yep, that worked out well!